Clubwear for guys

Hello! Following on from yesterday what should guys where to the club? After all, why should it just be the girls dressing up? Jeans. That's the key. They can be black, dark blue, light blue, grey or stone it really doesn't matter but they must be jeans. Not smart trousers, not combats not cords and not shorts or 3/4 length. Don't even go towards trackies. NO NO NO NO NO. Jeans are the answer. Straight leg or slightly baggy, only emo girls are interested in skinny jeans on guys. Personally, I dread to think the damage you'll be doing to your reproductive organs and they just don't look good. I'm sorry but they don't.

Anyway moving on....the top. No t-shirts, unless its plain or smart, long-sleeved ones can help smarten a look up but again a simple pattern, maybe a cris-cross to one side or some writing? Plain is always an option no matter what you choose. If its cool out, take a jumper, v-necks look best for clubs but as long as it's a plain jumper style isn't too much of an issue, polo neck, v-neck or round neck, just don't turn up in a fleece or sports jumper. Polo shirts look great with jeans and are perfect as they look good no matter your age and since your never too old to club, a look that never goes out of style is a ideal. Alternatively, a casual shirt - long or short sleeved will look fab with the jeans. Again, a simple pattern or no pattern at all is best; nothing too fancy unless you're going for the camp look.

Remember, black is slimming, white emphases your skin tone and colours tend to show off personality, if you want to show confidence go for bold colours, but never bright pink it just doesn't work. Pastel pink says comfortable with sexuality, bright pink states over the top. Pastel colurs look great and show a gentleman. Black, white and grey will show a sense of style so go for this if your not sure about colour, or ask a girls opinion we tend to know our stuff ;)
Make sure you go for smart shoes/ boots not trainers. Trainers look great for the day but not for a night out, they would look awful in a club. What shoes to wear then? I say go for a fawn or black pair in a trendy but smart style, i.e. not those rounded bulky things with the holes in the top. If you've opted for dark colours (unless its dark brown) go for a black pair of shoes. If you're wearing light shades then a tan/fawn shoe is best. Right, if you have chosen dark brown in your outfit, then go for dark brown shoes, I know this means venturing away from the multi-use two shades but if brown suits you then go for it.

If you opt to wear jewellery then nothing too fancy. A simple neck and/or bracelet chain, white not yellow gold. You can opt for a wooden one but only a necklace and not if you're wearing black as it's that brown/black clash again. Rings are ok but limit it to two ando nce again in a silver or grey colour not yellow gold. If you're a married man then obviously a third ring will be allowed! Also, one leather friendship bracelet will look fine.

Finally, jackets. You won't always need a jacket. Being a guy you can probably get away with just a jumper though cloak-rooms aren't much so it may well be worth taking a light jacket. Virtually any jacket will pass, remember the rules for colour and remember to keep it plain - not patterned ok? Once again no tracksuit jackets - they look awful. No shell suit material at all. And definatly advoid those jackets that look like they've got eyes - u know they look like aliens or gas masks or something. They're a big no no. Ok well I think you're all set so I'll leave it there and see you tomorrow.

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